Vegan restaurant.

I went to this vegan restaurant. I knew that I would have to compromise and try something healthy for me and ethical for the animal kingdom, made mainly with grains and vegetables.

I spent a bit more time than usual looking at the menu. At the end of the menu, I noticed something quite surprising. There was a dish called “lamb freegan — £15”. And I thought to myself, well this makes things easy, if it is true, as I had been having a hard time to understand the rest of the menu.

But how is it possible to have lamb in a vegan place? It must be some kind of joke played on the meat-eaters. They may be suggesting that meat-eaters should at least improve something about themselves, and for example consume only meat destined to be thrown away. Not 100% of vegan morality, but certainly environmentally friendly. Interesting! But do I want to eat almost expired meat? Let me ask the waiter for more details. Besides, the vegan options would be just fine.

– I would like to have the “lamb freegan” please. What is it exactly?

– Of course. It is a lamb which has been in our backyard and surrounding streets feeding itself on free stuff.

– Ah, that’s cool! So, the lamb is the freegan here, not me! Haha!

I was kind of startled. So, what is their idea? They offer lamb, which itself as a being has been conscious, more than the customer requesting to have it as a dish. It does not consume acres of land, but survives on the remnants of consumerism. They do not actually put customers’ health at risk offering ‘freegan’ products. The lamb itself chooses what can be consumed from the free stuff.

That is still a non-vegan option, though. They will still allow me to eat meat from a killed animal in their premises. Except if they had been waiting for its natural death, until it is run over by a car, or commit suicide! And then keep it in store for customers like me. “Just to let you know though, that it usually takes quite long to prepare this dish”, the waiter continues. At this point, I stopped speculating what else they might mean, and decided to go for it. ‘How long will it take, then?’, I asked.

– It depends on you, sir.

– On me?  Ah, no worries, I am ready to order. No doubts, sounds interesting anyway.

– Not quite that, sir. You would have to help us with the preparation.
– Oh like what, am I the one to cook the dish?, I asked smiling.
– No, no, we can do the cooking. You see, the lamb is currently feeding off the rubbish bin outside a nearby Tesco. Your task is to catch it and slaughter it. When you finish, you could use the bathroom to, you know, clean yourself off the blood, while we are cooking for you.

Γιατί ο Κυριάκος;

Μεγάλη απορία έχω από τότε που ο Μητσοτάκης πήρε τα πάνω του στις δημοσκοπήσεις. Κάποιοι λένε, φαίνεται αγαθός και είναι και μορφωμένος. Δε με κάλυπτει. Αγαθό και άφραγκο τι να σε κάνω; Ο κύριος λόγος πρέπει να είναι άλλος.

Πραγματικά τόσο γρήγορα να θεωρηθεί ο Τσίπρας δεύτερη επιλογή εν μέσω ΤΙΝΑ δε μπορώ να το εξηγήσω. Αφου η οικονομική κατάσταση είναι προδιαγεγραμμενη, γιατί να ψηφίσω Μητσοτάκη; Θα κάνει καλύτερες επενδύσεις; Μια χαρά δεν τις προχωράει ο Τσίπρας; Σίγουρα ένας αριστερός ξέρει λιγότερα από επενδύσεις θα πει κάποιος. Από την άλλη, σας φαίνεται το κλιμάκιο της ΝΔ ικανό να προσελκύσει επενδύσεις; Η’ μήπως προτιμάμε να φέρουμε έναν πιο αυθεντικό μνημονιάκια, έναν που δεν θα έφερνε ποτέ αντίλογο και δεν θα προκαλέσει περαιτέρω τιμωρία στη χώρα;

Έναν ακόμα λόγο αναφέρει ο Πιτσιρίκος. Κάποιοι ίσως νομίζουν ότι μπορούν να επωφεληθούν περισσότερο από τα οποιαδήποτε προνόμια και εξελίξεις, αν έχουν κάποιον μπάρμπα στη Κορώνη. Και αυτό είναι πιθανότερο να συμβεί αν συμφωνείς κομματικά με την κυβέρνηση και όχι αν απλά την ανέχεσαι. Είναι απλή θεωρία παιγνίων. Ο Τσίπρας δεν κατάφερε να κάνει κάτι για όλους. Το μόνο που μένει τώρα είναι το προσωπικό όφελος, το οποίο δεν συνάδει με το αντίστοιχο κοινό. Το ζήτημα τώρα δεν είναι πως μπορεί ο Έλληνας να έχει έναν αξιοπρεπή μισθό και κρατική πρόνοια. Το ζήτημα είναι πως μπορώ εγώ να είμαι από τους σχετικά κερδισμένους. Γιατί κερδισμένοι υπάρχουν ακόμα και σε τριτοκοσμικές καταστάσεις, και δεν είναι μόνο ο βασιλιάς και η αυλή του.

Theresa, inhuman?

I find Theresa’s representation as the careless, inhuman PM equally misleading as in presenting Jeremy as incompetent and dangerous. She is not good for the Tories, but that is not my business. It is perhaps a small retribution towards Corbyn’s treatment by the media before the elections. However, what happened in Grenffield is not her personal direct fault.

She is just incapable of masking the consequences of years of inhuman policies. Years of pro-austerity governments have led to damaging policies and a lack of provision which has been putting lives at risk. The fire and death of people at Grenfield have been a possibility, and as such it has occured.

The media postmaturely focussing on her inability to empathise with citizens is driven by the establishment consensus which seeks a way out of hard Brexit or a Corbyn-led government. On the contrary, the Queen’s visit near the Tower represents the continuity between ‘strong and stable’ governments, whether New Labour or liberal Tory, and the fact that the current government may not be one of them. It is the symbolic (and only such) reassurance to the public that things will get to a more human level, only if ‘extreme’, careless politicians go out of the way. As Heidi Allen, the Conservative MP for South Cambridgeshire, described what May is not: “a leader and a party that will carry us through this most turbulent of periods but care about the little man at the same time”.

Stephen Hawking casts his vote.

Stephen Hawking is working on a new ‘super-asymmetric’ theory, whereby we cast an asymmetric vote in the Jezza-red frequencies such that the Tories are sent to the nearest black hole.
However, the Jezza-red frequencies should be used only once upon a time, otherwise our solar system may turn into particles with extreme left spins leading to subzero temperatures, turning every citizen into a Trump supporter in hope that he will make everything possible to increase the temperature of the Earth. He smiled.
Then, Stephen made a serious face, and went on to say, “please cast your Jezza-red vote. If it passes from your mind that you might be turning into a communist, just try to think a bit faster than the speed of light and all thoughts will be undone”.

Trump for the Nobel Prize for Literature

I think we should nominate Trump for the Nobel of Literature. I am sure he will like the idea, as a narcissist he is. Obama has got one, albeit for Peace, and Trump really wants to do better than him. The most important reason is that he really deserves it.
What a great novelist does is to accelerate an irreversible kind of realisation of more and more world citizens. And Trump does this really well since the first day, superseding the effect of any existing great novel. Great novels manage to change the perception of the reader, but unfortunately not many people read (and not all the same novel). Trump is a living literary hero, the magical realism of the political figure. And everyone on the planet is ‘reading’ his live story every day since the start of the year!
By the end of his novel, there will be a long-term effect on the collective political memory of the human-kind. The realisation of how politicians have been playing the game of the demagogue, whether deliberately or not. That the politicians cannot save us. With every passing generation the lie has converged with the truth from day one, not after four or eight years or for the duration of a parliament. It no longer ends with a bubble of false promises bursting, and right after long enough time has passed by to believe to a new personality or someone old making a comeback with a promising new beginning.
It now starts with a bubble, because that is what it has been most of the times. An alternative fact, that the political class can bring a good enough consensus between the uncontrolled forces of society. Now there is not enough time to forget. And who can forget such a flawless narrative.
Don’t buy 1984 or Brave New World, as many people post on the social media. Don’t read at all, just watch this masterpiece.

Who is up for a ‘flat white’?

Who is up for a flat white?
We could chat about the ignorance and recently triggered racism of the british (non)-working class, and how “they will lose more comparatively” with the new tory boys and girls, something from the nothing they possess.
And then, with a heart-broken middle class leftist and/or hipster highness, which is only surpassed by that of the 90-year old queen, we could change tone and “give them a break”, that they are not to blame, because they are not educated enough and have been deprived by the ever increasing ‘cuts on welfare’, a phrase which has become more and more difficult for us to understand, and thus have mind-mapped it as a version of ‘ristretto’.
And then turn the lights towards our open-minded closed selves (again!) and thank god we have had an education and a decent job in order to be able to enjoy freedom of movement and ideas. And go on to value how important it is to abolish racism and be tolerant and open in order to maintain a liberal society, where our educated social skills allow us to become blind to our well-hidden discrimination towards any other class apart from our British/European middle class and rarely caught in eruption; only when someone who looks like a “societal parasite” turns to us and says ‘leave my fucking country’.
And we wonder how our expensive education has not equipped us with more brightness than that emitted by a populist newspaper and enable us to see beyond where one of those “parasites” can see.
As we start to see, the artisan coffee shop has closed. We step out of the shop, and I kick a Starbucks latte take-away cup by accident. I give it another conscious kick and it trumbles over only to sit on a plastic British flag. Suddenly I realise that our most celebrated materialisation of the Euro-British diversity and inclusiveness is the sophistication of the espresso menu.

Political honesty measured by the mass media

With only one sentence you get all your dirtiness inside out!

“Any politician who has managed to maintain an image of such innocence for so long is obviously a canny operator.” — The Telegraph on Jeremy Corbyn (UK Labour party)

So now it is a fact for the forefront of the society (mass media in this case) that if you are a politician or even more you want to be the prime minister, then you are a liar by default, perhaps since you were born. It is much different for this to be said by the ‘common people’. When it is said by the elite, it demonstrates sheer certainty that this is how the world should be. From this we can establish that it is not a matter of vote anymore to choose someone decent, as those that offer themselves as candidates are not and should not be. And therefore if someone is able to demonstrate persistent innocence, then he must be the canniest of all, so canny that he exceeds any expectation. Same happened with Varoufakis. In lack of diplomatic skills, of similar kind of what the Telegraph requires from a politician, his discussions in the Eurogroup were passing as incomprehensible and rude, as breaching the standards of communication between politicians.

The first radical left government in Europe lasted for six months.

After 6 months, the first ever radical left government in Europe is taken down, having consumed most of its time having its hands in front of its face in defence against ruthless Eurogroup punching. The first such government has basically achieved to expose how Europe thinks at the moment, and had no chance to do anything else. This incarnation of Syriza is now announced as defeated by its leader, Tsipras, who will lead the non-radical version if he wins the upcoming elections in September. Back to a modernised PASOK?

Eurogroup austerity measures towards Greece

A selection of goodies with the the help of Varoufakis’ interpretation.

1. VAT rises

  • Destroy the only Greek growth industry – TOURISM
  • Price increases with lower wages


Reform of the pension system and public services.

  • Reduce the lowest of the PENSIONS and establish LOW-PAID employment.
  • Nevermind that in 2012, the troika messed with the pension system in an attempt to re-scale greek debt.
  • Greek Statistics

Safeguarding of the full legal independence of Greek statistical service

  • Complete control of the way Greece’s budget balance is computed, with a view to controlling fully the magnitude of austerity it imposes on the government.

4. These measures may prove too little.

Full implementation of the relevant provisions of the Treaty on Stability, Coordination and Governance in the Economic and Monetary Union.

  • this includes accepting further austerity if their doomed to fail plan of austerity fails or else AUTOMATED AUSTERITY


The adoption of the Code of Civil Procedure, which is a major overhaul of procedures and arrangements for the civil justice system and can significantly accelerate the judicial process and reduce costs.

  • ACCELERATE Foreclosures, Evictions and Liquidation of thousands of HOMES and BUSINESS who are not in a position to keep up with their mortgages/loans


The reform measures need to be seriously strengthened to take into account the strongly deteriorated economic and fiscal position of the country during the last year

  • PAY for troika’s asphyxiation tactics causing the sharp economic deterioration of the past six months – the victim is being asked to take the blame by the on behalf of the villain

8. Europe decides which measures to take

The Greek government needs to formally commit to strengthening measures in a number of areas identified by the Institutions.

  • Ambitious pension reforms = CUTS
  • Policies to fully compensate for the fiscal impact of the Constitutional Court ruling on the 2012 pension reform = cancel the 2012 Court’s decision in favour of pensioners

9. PRIVATISE electricity

Privatise the electricity transmission network operator unless replacement measures can be found that have equivalent effect on competition, as agreed by the Institutions

  • Sell the public owned assets to our friends. Friends like those that gave you loans and brought you here.

10. LABOUR law.

Undertake rigorous reviews and modernisation of collective bargaining, along the timetable and the approach agreed with the Institutions. On the basis of these reviews, labour market policies should be aligned with international and European best practices.

  • NO collective bargaining is allowed
  • BAN industrial action
  • Collective dismissals up to the employer
  • There should be no mechanisms that waged labour can use to improve their working conditions


Develop a significantly scaled up privatisation programme with improved governance, valuable Greek assets will be transferred to an independent fund that will monetize the assets through privatisations and other means

  • East German-like Treuhand is envisaged to sell off all public property but without the equivalent large investments that W. Germany put into E. Germany in compensation for the Treuhand disaster.
  • Public assets sold off at ridiculous prices
  • Independent fund meaning run by the creditors


Modernise and significantly strengthen the Greek administration and to put in place a programme, under the auspices of the European Commission, for capacity-building and de-politicizing the Greek administration

  • Turning Greece into a democracy-free zone modelled on Brussels, a form of technocratic government, which is politically toxic and macro-economically inept.
  • Lower the wages

13. Lets be friends again

Fully normalize working methods with the Institutions, including the necessary work on the ground in Athens, to improve programme implementation and monitoring.

  • You have been mean not to let us come to Athens and literally interfere with your work, while enjoying your sunshine, which damn we cannot privatise.

14. We legislate, you vote.

The government needs to consult and agree with the Institutions on all draft legislation in relevant areas with adequate time before submitting it for public consultation or to Parliament.
Backtrack on previous programme commitments.

  • Oh and take back that legislation you have not asked us for since you started as a goverment.

15. In DEBT forever.

The possible programme financing needs of between EUR 82 and 86bn.

  • You don’t need so much money to borrow, but in case you ask for debt-relief, then there you go you have enough now to be able to pay some of your debt and then dive into more debt. Until, then we keep robbing you, and in the end we don’t care. We will not be here anyway. Someone else will solve the problem.…/the-euro-summit-agreement-on-g…/

People said “NO” — The Greek referendum

People said NO to austerity. They did not say NO to Europe, they did not say YES to Europe. And if they say YES to Europe is because it means to them progress of the human being in the last centuries. The people cannot see so far, and according to the current political system, they are NOT supposed to be able to fully understand a complex world. They are supposed to be the ones in need of guidance and support. And so they have allowed elected educated representatives, who are supposed to foresee the future and suggest informed decisions. And then be re-elected because their information and suggestions were impressive.
And now you have a dis-literate, mis-educated, brainwashed Eurogroup not being able to understand what people mean by a simple word! NO! OXI! Nein! In their desperation to understand this simple word, they have managed to change the meaning of all the rest of the words in all possible languages. “Progress”, “Democracy”, “Reforms”, “Peace”, “Majority”, “Debt”……the list is endless.

Varoufakis, although not the biggest hero that has existed, quit exactly like a teacher would dismiss a helpless and reluctant class of students thaty they insist that words have another meaning!